Hesher’s Pizza Menu

We're laying down the law with garlic, onion, basil, pepperoni, sausage, Kalamata olives, mushrooms, and serrano peppers to crush all enemies and reign supreme over all supremes. Let us know if you want habanero peppers on there and we'll sub them for the serranos, polecat. The za is the law! Hesh law!

Show me a hesher and ill show you their copy of nhlpa hockey 93 for the sega genesis. Heshers is proud to be in league with the legendary oakland based game forum insert credit by offering their pizza: black olivers, garlic, and vegan sausage with a 4-cheese medley. Mario coin noise.

This psychedelic za has hesher's special sauce, Szechuan peppercorns, and loads of mushrooms topped with crispy bacon before being glazed with honey. A slice of doom!

The gold standard of pizzas. This one is simple: a special hesher blend of real good cheese that tastes good... If you wanted a bunch of buzzword bullshit to describe it, you're in the wrong place, bud.

The ol'standy. At least 25 pepperoni's blanketed and crisped to bring you into pizza Valhalla. All you need now is a beer, doofus!

Arguabely, one of the greatest topping combinations: jalapenos, pepperoni, garlic, pineapple, and bacon. Death, that sweet spice of life!

We zazzed up the ol'standby with special sauce, a blanket of pepperoni with garlic. Then, it's finished with a honey glaze to send you way out between suns, bud.

Long live the new flesh! Hesher's all meat pizza that'll satisfy your lust for flesh. Generous amounts of pepperoni, sausage, and bacon while each slice is garnished with the finest, thinnest slices of prosciutto.

Fresh mushrooms, jalapenos, basil, and whole Kalamata olives. Provides and 6 xp, +2 mana, but yields poison effect! Spicy.

From the deep reached of the pictish wilderness comes pepperoni, sliced tomato, garlic, basil, feta cheese, and bacon.

This Hesher's signature might be why you're here. Blueberries, bleu cheese, and bacon that, together, provide an insanely indescribable flavor. Long love the Canadian tuxedo. Rip cliff.

Straightforward combo of sausage and fresh mushrooms. For this we make an exception. Add 1 other topping. No extra charge. Thrash!

Hesher's signature za with diced onion, corn, cherry tomatoes, and serrano peppers finished with Cotija, tajin, and cilantro. Squirt that lime on there, dude. It's time to swing that aztec sword.

This is a Greek styled hesher's signature za straight from the labyrinths of crete topped with feta, garlic, thin slices of tomato, Kalamata olives, pine nuts, and basil. Yia mas!

LA Bay Area Rock n Roll band whose pizza has a lane of crispy pepperoni, surrounded by cashews, and jalapeno close to the crust. Far out.

Pepperoni, garlic, onion, sausage, and black olive with a stuffed crust, bud.

Hesh koozie.

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